what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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