Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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