Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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