Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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