weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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