everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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