I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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