plz talk dirty to me
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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