so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Are we still banned from the library?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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