her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We're too hungover to prance.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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