Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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