I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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