rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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