On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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