Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you had me at cake vodka
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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