I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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