So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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