Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize