You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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