So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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