I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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