As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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