We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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