It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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