some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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