we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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