I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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