when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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