There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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