were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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