yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I have demons in me.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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