I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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