Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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