Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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