STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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