i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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