I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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