Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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