I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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