My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
