On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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