honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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