i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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