Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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