Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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