Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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