I love black thongs
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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