Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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