Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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