At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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