I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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