Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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