porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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