what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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