i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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