It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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