called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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